heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom


fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)


malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.


wifiwoah:

same

wifiwoah:

same


australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’


madisontaylor892:

whoever knows where i can buy this dress…. i will friggin marrrry you

madisontaylor892:

whoever knows where i can buy this dress…. i will friggin marrrry you


littleprincesschloe:

wasted—kitten:

demons-and-rainbows:

omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

wasted—kitten
AWHH LOOK

It’s little cheeks

littleprincesschloe:

wasted—kitten:

demons-and-rainbows:

omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

wasted—kitten
AWHH LOOK

It’s little cheeks



fantasticcatadventures:

Cute Date Idea

  • Go to the animal shelter
  • Adopt every cat they have
  • Go to the pet store and get tons of goodies for the kitties
  • Drive me home
  • Leave me with all my new cats
  • Bye

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there’s some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith


chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek